LanceTheDragonTrainer's blog

By LanceTheDragonTrainer, history, 4 weeks ago, In English,

I am sure that many a CF member has been annoyed by my (deliberately) irritating comments (especially my trademark "LoOooOoOLoOOooOoLoOOoOoOOooOooOOLoOooOOoOOoOOL. ROFL. LMAO." phrase). I got so many downvotes that I am actually surprised that I did not win the most irritating CF user contest.

Actually I created this account, as a social experiment, to make truthful (but not necessarily hurtful) comments with the end goal of helping others. You may be thinking "what the **** are you talking about? You help people by insulting/irritating them?". Well, whatever you may think, I didn't intentionally want to hurt anyone's feelings in any way.

So what is the point of this blog? I wish to solemnly apologize to the (countless) people whom I have offended with my sarcastic comments/messages. I hereby swear that I shall no longer post any sarcastic/offensive content on CF till I breathe my last breath. My sole aim from now on is to enjoy solving the problems in CF and help others in a gentle way.

Once again, to the people whom I have offended, I offer my sincere apologies. You may downvote this blog to show your hate towards me. I will graciously accept your opinions of me.

Sincerely,
LanceTheDragonTrainer

p.s. In case you were wondering, no, my account was not hacked. My conscience tells me that I should not be spewing sarcasm/insults at others anymore.

 
 
 
 
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LoOooOoOLoOOooOoLoOOoOoOOooOooOOLoOooOOoOOoOOL. ROFL. LMAO.

You think I will believe this??

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It's not yet April bro.

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LoOooOoOLoOOooOoLoOOoOoOOooOooOOLoOooOOoOOoOOL. ROFL. LMAO. LMFAO

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LoOooOoOLoOOooOoLoOOoOoOOooOooOOLoOooOOoOOoOOL. ROFL. LMAO.

Somebody wake me up from this insane dream.

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It's ok I can take over for you my brother

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If you're trying to be helpful, why not just post from your main account? From comments like this, one would probably infer that you're a high rated person here who's already probably pretty involved in the community. I had assumed this alt was primarily to shitpost/release your frustration, but if you're just planning on being nice/helpful on this account and (presumably) your main as well, why bother having both?

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So. What is your main account? :P

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Oh my god!! Codeforces just changed the personality of this individual.

Million thanks to MikeMirzyanov.