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By Sharon, history, 3 years ago, In English

DISCLAIMER: DO NOT READ THIS POST IF YOU ARE IN PORTUGAL FOR WORLD FINALS OR LIVE IN THE EUROPEAN UNION

Attention World Finalists:

As you may know, Article 13 has been voted on by the European Union and all memes are now illegal. It is imperative that when you travel to Portugal you must LEAVE YOUR MEMES AT HOME, or they will be deleted at airport security and you will be arrested.

The contents of this post must be viewed at your own risk.

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Auto comment: topic has been updated by Sharon (previous revision, new revision, compare).

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As Asian, I have full access to the content :) I can sell this content to you guys if you want.

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Apparently if you combine those nested logs with bitsets you can create code so fast it will finish execution before it is written. This is especially useful for problems you can't solve where there exists a version of you in the future that has already solved it.

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    Be careful of using too many logs, as deforestation causes global warming.

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      There's a simple trick to compensate for this. What you do is start start a forest fire every time you get a TLE that could have been avoided by using more logs. With proper tweaking of the size of the forest fire you will start if you TLE you can make it that your expected contribution to global warming will remain the same regardless of the number of logs you use.

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    I wouldn't recommend to do this because of the risk to damage the temporal-spatial continuum.

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My memes can't be arrested.

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What if my logs are stacked like this?

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    That would just be 2log(n) time.

    Avoid doing this.

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      Correct, it is better to nest your logs like  .