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Funny cheater defenses
By SlavicG, 2 years ago, In English

Almost after every contest the Rule about third party blog appears in recent actions, and it's mostly filled with people who clearly cheated and write the dumbest excuses in order to get their rating back. So, I have gone through and wanted to share some of the funnier comments:

Fluke in the game
15 years old
Team member
Divine sources
Brother's account
3rd is hard but trivial
Internet

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2 years ago, # |
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i had a fluke in the game

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    2 years ago, # ^ |
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    Don't forget the

    "Even though I bought the code off Telegram, I still think that my submission is valid and shouldn't be skipped because I would have thought of the code myself eventually"

    or the

    "Even though I submitted the same code after someone else, I think my code is the original one because the person who submitted before me must have looked through my window and saw me writing it, so they copied it and clicked submit before me"

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      2 years ago, # ^ |
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      Also, My girlfriend asked me for code and I can't say "NO" to her and she is too innocent to edit code.

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lick lick lick my balls

is this an offer? :blushed:

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Brothers account was lit !!!!!

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ideone thing missing..
prolly ppl be like "I just used ideone to compile codes dont know who copied it from there" :holyphack:

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2 years ago, # |
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As it is my friends laptop that's why she submitted first Very funny XD

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    learning of the day : Don't Give contest from friends laptop !!!!!

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2 years ago, # |
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Logic comes from the divine source

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How to use ios based stdio on windows? Please help.

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2 years ago, # |
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pLz i rEqUesT

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2 years ago, # |
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nice

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2 years ago, # |
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I think that "divine source" one was a little bit right, look at his/her submission : 99130524

it was unfair

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2 years ago, # |
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Somebody is cheating at the age of 15, while somebody reaches LGM at the age of 15.

sto zaky(orzdevinwang) orz.

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2 years ago, # |
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I feel sorry for the person in the last spoiler but for a different reason. This dude goes to room of a girl and what do they decide to do ? Competitive Programming! ......

Ffs

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