It's been 3 minutes without Codeforces, I can't stop shaking and I'm having serious mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log into Codeforces but the site was mister, I had a big panic attack but I managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn't go to school today, I'm so worried that I even took my father's gun from the shed, thinking about killing myself. I am nothing without Codeforces, it's my life, it's my destiny, without Codeforces I wouldn't be able to do anything. Codeforces is the best thing ever made and I can't shake the addiction, it's the best oj out there. I can't stop shaking and crying, I'm so worried. I spent all my time on Codeforces, got rating and contribution for my CP girlfriend. I do not know what to do. Codeforces can't come out anymore because if it does, I'll go crazy again... breaking my mouse, chair, house and everything else I own. Codeforces is pretty awesome and I can't miss it. Codeforces is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend there, in vovuh div3 announcement, I was asking how to solve div3D, when I saw this incredibly attractive woman with anime pfp, she was so cute, I blushed. I met her at home later and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that I accidentally typed my thoughts "mind: she's so cute.." and she blushed so I got nervous so we went in and kissed, after that we went on many dates in other rounds announcement, again. and the next day... Codeforces crashed and I had my panic attack, shaking with fear of losing my rating, contribution and GF. I'm so scared of losing my mind and going crazy... I want my life back...
title is clickbait because judging from this blog you don't have a life
Story of no lifewould make a good title then.
I think he was talking about you...
How can he talk about me when he didn't even know my existence lol
I thought he was talking about his anime girl friend, because the way he talking.
You make me cringe
What why hate
Marinush-sama: Love is CP
it is ok brotherman keep going... i fully support you and i can deeply relate to your feelings right now.
"I woke up today trying to log into Codeforces but the site was mister"
story of your “high”
Did you take anything to go out of mind!!