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By Marinush, history, 19 months ago, In English

It's been 3 minutes without Codeforces, I can't stop shaking and I'm having serious mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log into Codeforces but the site was qwexd, I had a big panic attack but I managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn't go to school today, I'm so worried that I even took my father's gun from the shed, thinking about killing myself. I am nothing without Codeforces, it's my life, it's my destiny, without Codeforces I wouldn't be able to do anything. Codeforces is the best thing ever made and I can't shake the addiction, it's the best oj out there. I can't stop shaking and crying, I'm so worried. I spent all my time on Codeforces, got rating and contribution for my CP girlfriend. I do not know what to do. Codeforces can't come out anymore because if it does, I'll go crazy again... breaking my mouse, chair, house and everything else I own. Codeforces is pretty awesome and I can't miss it. Codeforces is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend there, in vovuh div3 announcement, I was asking how to solve div3D, when I saw this incredibly attractive woman with anime pfp, she was so cute, I blushed. I met her at home later and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that I accidentally typed my thoughts "mind: she's so cute.." and she blushed so I got nervous so we went in and kissed, after that we went on many dates in other rounds announcement, again. and the next day... Codeforces crashed and I had my panic attack, shaking with fear of losing my rating, contribution and GF. I'm so scared of losing my mind and going crazy... I want my life back...

Marinush

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19 months ago, # |
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title is clickbait because judging from this blog you don't have a life

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    19 months ago, # ^ |
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    Oh well, Story of no life would make a good title then.

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      19 months ago, # ^ |
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      I think he was talking about you...

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        19 months ago, # ^ |
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        How can he talk about me when he didn't even know my existence lol

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          19 months ago, # ^ |
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          I thought he was talking about his anime girl friend, because the way he talking.

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19 months ago, # |
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Relatable

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What why hate

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19 months ago, # |
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Marinush-sama: Love is CP

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15 months ago, # |
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"I woke up today trying to log into Codeforces but the site was mister"

???

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15 months ago, # |
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story of your “high”

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15 months ago, # |
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Did you take anything to go out of mind!!