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BEST ONE LINER OF COMPETITIVE PROGRAMMERS :)
By qwertsboy1234, history, 6 weeks ago, In English

Mine favorite is-**Are you pretest 2,because i am not getting what's wrong with you**. Tell your Favorite one liner.

 
 
 
 
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Do you roll hash, cause your eyes are intoxicating ;)

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Are you a girl? Cuz I didn't get you.

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    He really just stated his girl problems :o

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  Vote: I like it +202 Vote: I do not like it

A bit lewd :

Spoiler
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    6 weeks ago, # ^ |
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    Much Better: Will you let me gift wrap those convex hulls?

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      Lewd
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    6 weeks ago, # ^ |
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    Another one :

    Lewd
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      Hey girl, are you a semicolon? Because my program is missing you =)

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        Don't worry girl, you're declared with const keyword in my heart.

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      [deleted]

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    6 weeks ago, # ^ |
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    Another :

    not lewd
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    lewd
    lewder
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    6 weeks ago, # ^ |
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    Screen-Shot-2020-04-28-at-12-21-48-PM.

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    genius

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Are you "Pretests Passed"? Because I love you so much and also fear to lose you in System test**

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  Vote: I like it +12 Vote: I do not like it

Are you "Wrong answer on pretest 2"? Because I hate you so much...

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  Vote: I like it +67 Vote: I do not like it

SecondThread sorry for tagging but I am sure you have some awesome one liners to share.

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    6 weeks ago, # ^ |
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    So this is SEGMENT TREE.

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    6 weeks ago, # ^ |
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    He will not reply, He is busy with his D.

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    6 weeks ago, # ^ |
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    Hey girl, are you my largest subtree? Because I have some queries that need to be deep inside of you.

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    6 weeks ago, # ^ |
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    Or a grade-A insult:

    Hey girl, are you a splay query? Because as soon as I saw you I wasn't long anymore.

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    6 weeks ago, # ^ |
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    She's so promiscuous you'd think she's a highly composite number; almost anything will go into her.

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      that cracked me up after i looked up what promiscuous means XDDDDD.

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    6 weeks ago, # ^ |
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    Doing homework late at night is like running flow: you have to just keep pushing through until you're done.

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  Vote: I like it +96 Vote: I do not like it

Trie again.

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    You are my only lower bound and if I erase you I become empty.

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Are you writtten in c++ cuz with you, time is faster than others...??

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  Vote: I like it +35 Vote: I do not like it

Be my CP, I will be your tourist.

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  Vote: I like it -64 Vote: I do not like it

h{“hip”,”hip”}

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  Vote: I like it +43 Vote: I do not like it

Are you Grandmaster ,cause you are everyone's dream XD

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Are you a tester, cause I want to give you contribution

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  Vote: I like it +60 Vote: I do not like it

Are you a cheater? Because I'm about to dedicate my entire life chasing you

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  Vote: I like it +52 Vote: I do not like it

Hey Girl, Are you a TLE (Code) ?, cuz you are running in my mind forever... ;) (Dedicated to Tanya)

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  Vote: I like it +18 Vote: I do not like it

Are you a Div 4, coz you are rare !

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Let me insert a child node between your left and right subtree using a parent pointer.

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  Vote: I like it +18 Vote: I do not like it

Are you Round#719, cuz I'm still waiting for your reply..?

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  Vote: I like it +44 Vote: I do not like it

dont forget to flush after output.

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  Vote: I like it +26 Vote: I do not like it
Rated only for 18+
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    Another 18+ Rated
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Are you memoized? Because you always turn me O(n).

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Be my rating , I will stare at you everyday !

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Your kiss is venomous coz your fav. lang. is python!

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Are you dp ? cause I cannot understand you.

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  Vote: I like it +47 Vote: I do not like it

I like how the OP asked for one-liners but all these desperate single virgins can think of is pick-up lines.

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    Doesn't that sums up to every programmer ever?

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Are u monogon(1-gon)..because I always upvote you!

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Will you memoize my recursive life?

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Small Milate Jao, Large Banate Jao

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Are you modular inverse, cuz you extend my euclidean.

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It's better to use DP.. It will take time but at the end you will be in your right track.

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1354C2 - Not So Simple Polygon Embedding

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I think I left my code between your parantheses.

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    5 weeks ago, # ^ |
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    This one liner is making people so sad that they start downvoting it.

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are you system tests, because you always make me nervous

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" Training is the only thing that matters in this world. Everything else is a delusion of the weak."

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Are you Codeforces, because I am never gonna give you up.

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I came here expecting some great one line optimization but lol. Anyway here it goes,

Lewd
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    5 weeks ago, # ^ |
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    Or better, on which of your 3 nodes, should I run my dfs first?

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Funny how most CPers don't even have the balls to ask out a girl anyways.

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Are you testcase 42 ? Cuz you are about to make me overflow ;)

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Are you 1-gon? Because I'm going to give you contribution!

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    Are you a contribution leaderboard? Because I want to be on top of you.

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Are you Codeforces and I am a newbie because you said "I have many like you".

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LEWD

Are you a stack? cause I wanna push my element into you.

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Are you geometry, because i hate you.

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Are you an exception? Let me catch you ;)

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Are you Div.1? Because I can't register to you.

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damn
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Poor tourist always finishing first.

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  Vote: I like it -14 Vote: I do not like it

How do you have 2 letters in your name?

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Hey girl do u know dp optimizations? cause i dont want our marriage as suboptimal as floyd warshall's

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Send nodes.

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You are like a cycle of length 2 , No one really cares weather you exist or not unless they accidently stumble across you

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Are you TLE? Please don’t show your face during the contest...

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Declare array with a bigger size or you may get a runtime error.

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  Vote: I like it +13 Vote: I do not like it

Do you know HLD? cause i wanna put some heavy chains on u

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  Vote: I like it -26 Vote: I do not like it

Are you pen? Because I need you during contests.

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  Vote: I like it -22 Vote: I do not like it

Are you Codefoces? Because I love you.

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Are you "Deltix Round, Spring 2021" ? I am waiting for you because I hope that I will become a specialist.

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[Deleted]

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"Pretests Passed" makes a person high than Old Monk.

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eagerly waiting for a one liner that doesn't sounds as an insult or disgrace or offensive to a girl/woman.

DICTIONARY DEFINITION one-liner nounINFORMAL a short joke or witty remark.

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Are you a submission for 1520G - To Go Or Not To Go? Your password is 'qwerty'.

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Are you a tree ? cuz I want to run a dfs from top to bottom on you

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Girls — np-hard

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Hey! is queue too long to get my system tests passed ?

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Well mine is not related to cp, but it goes by "My girlfriend's backend is amazing."

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Are you timer? Because you seem to come too early.

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Long long is not only a data type.

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deleted

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Are you a codeforces round? As I am always eager for you!

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Are you TLE, coz ... ... ... ..

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Are you math? Because I hate you when you come as Div 2 Bs.

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Am I the only one who came here to find some great one-liner codes and optimizations?? ':)

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    ye theres some actually helpful stuff here lol

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  Vote: I like it +6 Vote: I do not like it

Baby!! I am original , Trust me you will not get SKIPPED

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Me: Solves C Her: Gimme the D

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Spoiler
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Lemme play with your bits

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when I see you my heart goes like rainboy's ratings

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cringe

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Are u index to my value, I want to make a pair with you to sort my life

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Are u a corner case? , Because I am always taking extra care of you.

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  Vote: I like it +24 Vote: I do not like it
A bit lewd
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Hey girl, Are you pretest 2? Because I hate you.

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Who says SIZE doesn't matter, prolly you haven't tried creating an array of size 10^8 ;)

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Accepted is lob.

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Are you Codechef?? coz you are so DOWN to earth!

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This is one of the horniest comment sections I have seen, anyway here goes mine

Lewd
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Maybe I am just a plagarized code, everyone just says I am not their type.

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  Vote: I like it +6 Vote: I do not like it

Baby, maybe we should try depth-first tonight.

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Hey Girl, lets union our disjoint set.

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Hey Girl, want to see my minimum spanning tree with its maximum flow?

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Hey Girl, I’ve long longed to be accepted by you.

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Hey Girl, we are in our prime and nothing can divide us.

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a) Lines of your code when you get a compilation error: There is 1 missing semicolon among us.

b) Are you a bitset? Coz when you're with me, time moves slower.

c) Rating graphs are like covid curves, definitely flattening out one day.

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Hey Girl, you can call me Dynamic Programming, because I’m hard for you.

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Hey Girl, if I were a polynomial, how would you expand me?

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Hey Girl, are you a triangle? Because you are so right.

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Hey Girl, you avg(min(pain), max(gain)) me.

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Interesting how all comments are from boys to girls

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Are you a judge? Cuz I want to interact with you.

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Wanna mask my dp in your bits

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Are you topcoder? because misof and hmehta are sick of protecting you from dying.

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    I got one too.

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Read Errichto's one liner. Thank me later ;)

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Ah Shit! Here we go again!

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