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By qwertsboy1234, history, 3 years ago, In English

Mine favorite is-**Are you pretest 2,because i am not getting what's wrong with you**. Tell your Favorite one liner.

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Do you roll hash, cause your eyes are intoxicating ;)

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Are you a girl? Cuz I didn't get you.

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    He really just stated his girl problems :o

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A bit lewd :

Spoiler
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    Much Better: Will you let me gift wrap those convex hulls?

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    Another one :

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      Hey girl, are you a semicolon? Because my program is missing you =)

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        Don't worry girl, you're declared with const keyword in my heart.

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    Another :

    not lewd
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    lewd
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      These lines have worked for you?

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      I am afraid thats NP-HARD

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      My profile pic summaries your all one liners.

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      lewdest
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        Are you Lazy Update? Because you don't go deep in.

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    Screen-Shot-2020-04-28-at-12-21-48-PM.

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    genius

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    But before that, how about a Depth First Search of her concave hulls. ;)

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Are you "Pretests Passed"? Because I love you so much and also fear to lose you in System test**

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Are you "Wrong answer on pretest 2"? Because I hate you so much...

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SecondThread sorry for tagging but I am sure you have some awesome one liners to share.

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    He will not reply, He is busy with his D;)

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    Hey girl, are you my largest subtree? Because I have some queries that need to be deep inside of you.

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    Or a grade-A insult:

    Hey girl, are you a splay query? Because as soon as I saw you I wasn't long anymore.

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    She's so promiscuous you'd think she's a highly composite number; almost anything will go into her.

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    Doing homework late at night is like running flow: you have to just keep pushing through until you're done.

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    You know, I had a pickup line ready to go, but you’re so red it just left my mind.

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Trie again.

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Are you writtten in c++ cuz with you, time is faster than others...??

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Be my CP, I will be your tourist.

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Are you Grandmaster ,cause you are everyone's dream XD

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Are you a tester, cause I want to give you contribution

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Are you a cheater? Because I'm about to dedicate my entire life chasing you

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Hey Girl, Are you a TLE (Code) ?, cuz you are running in my mind forever... ;) (Dedicated to Tanya)

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Are you a Div 4, coz you are rare !

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    Div4 was a one night stand bruh.

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Let me insert a child node between your left and right subtree using a parent pointer.

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Are you Round#719, cuz I'm still waiting for your reply..?

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dont forget to flush after output.

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Rated only for 18+
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Are you memoized? Because you always turn me O(n).

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Be my rating , I will stare at you everyday !

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Are you dp ? cause I cannot understand you.

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I like how the OP asked for one-liners but all these desperate single virgins can think of is pick-up lines.

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Will you memoize my recursive life?

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Are you modular inverse, cuz you extend my euclidean.

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It's better to use DP.. It will take time but at the end you will be in your right track.

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nothing to see here

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are you system tests, because you always make me nervous

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Are you Codeforces, because I am never gonna give you up.

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I came here expecting some great one line optimization but lol. Anyway here it goes,

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    Or better, on which of your 3 nodes, should I run my dfs first?

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Funny how most CPers don't even have the balls to ask out a girl anyways.

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Are you testcase 42 ? Cuz you are about to make me overflow ;)

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Are you Monogon? Because I'm going to give you contribution!

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    Are you a contribution leaderboard? Because I want to be on top of you.

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Are you Codeforces and I am a newbie because you said "I have many like you".

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Are you geometry, because i hate you.

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    I want to upvote but you have currently 69 upvotes. So, I don't want to ruin this achievement.

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Are you an exception? Let me catch you ;)

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Are you Div.1? Because I can't register to you.

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damn
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Poor tourist always finishing first.

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Send nodes.

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Do you know HLD? cause i wanna put some heavy chains on u

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eagerly waiting for a one liner that doesn't sounds as an insult or disgrace or offensive to a girl/woman.

DICTIONARY DEFINITION one-liner nounINFORMAL a short joke or witty remark.

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Are you a submission for 1520G - To Go Or Not To Go? Your password is 'qwerty'.

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Are you a tree ? cuz I want to run a dfs from top to bottom on you

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Girls — np-hard

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Hey! is queue too long to get my system tests passed ?

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Long long is not only a data type.

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Are you TLE, coz ... ... ... ..

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Are you math? Because I hate you when you come as Div 2 Bs.

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    ye theres some actually helpful stuff here lol

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Baby!! I am original , Trust me you will not get SKIPPED

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Me: Solves C Her: Gimme the D

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Lemme play with your bits

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when I see you my heart goes like rainboy's ratings

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cringe

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Are u index to my value, I want to make a pair with you to sort my life

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Are u a corner case? , Because I am always taking extra care of you.

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A bit lewd
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Hey girl, Are you pretest 2? Because I hate you.

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Accepted is lob.

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This is one of the horniest comment sections I have seen, anyway here goes mine

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Maybe I am just a plagarized code, everyone just says I am not their type.

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Baby, maybe we should try depth-first tonight.

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Hey Girl, lets union our disjoint set.

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Hey Girl, want to see my minimum spanning tree with its maximum flow?

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Hey Girl, I’ve long longed to be accepted by you.

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Hey Girl, we are in our prime and nothing can divide us.

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a) Lines of your code when you get a compilation error: There is 1 missing semicolon among us.

b) Are you a bitset? Coz when you're with me, time moves slower.

c) Rating graphs are like covid curves, definitely flattening out one day.

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Hey Girl, you can call me Dynamic Programming, because I’m hard for you.

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Hey Girl, if I were a polynomial, how would you expand me?

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Hey Girl, are you a triangle? Because you are so right.

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Hey Girl, you avg(min(pain), max(gain)) me.

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Are you a judge? Cuz I want to interact with you.

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Call you dopamine because I'm addicted to DP.

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hey girl are you a Div 3 E, Cuz iam not "Hard" anymore

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That actually made me laugh out loud. I hope I remember this line to use it in the right sort of situation with my competitive programmer friends.

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Hey FieryPhoenix, next time if you are the problem setter in codeforces, could you make one of the problems named Phoenix and <a sports team based in Phoenix,AZ> (e.g Phoenix and Suns), it would be mad interesting lol.

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Hey girl are you a sprinter , I want to pass my python code.

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BIT this, BIT that, how about you go get some BITches

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you must only solve three problems every contest, cause you always get stuck on this D—

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  • "We are like two parallel lines, they never intersect!"
  • "No, they will meet in the middle..."
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Poor Tourist always coming first.

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$$$\mathcal{O}(n^2)$$$ passes $$$n=10^6$$$,brute forces algorithms crash standard algorithm!

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are you an atcoder problem? cause you'r so elegant

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Some classics

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My tree wants to dp you

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LEWD

Will you be my cp, coz I do it every night.

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The comment section passed the vibe check XD

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My Relationship Status — Idleness Limit Exceeded on Pretest 1