Mine favorite is-**Are you pretest 2,because i am not getting what's wrong with you**. Tell your Favorite one liner.
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Mine favorite is-**Are you pretest 2,because i am not getting what's wrong with you**. Tell your Favorite one liner.
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Do you roll hash, cause your eyes are intoxicating ;)
Your joke was unrelated to programming.
coz u dont know rolling hash algorithm
Are you a girl? Cuz I didn't get you.
He really just stated his girl problems :o
A bit lewd :
Will you let me run my Graham's scan on those convex hulls you have?
Much Better: Will you let me gift wrap those convex hulls?
Hey girl do you want me to do faster, then turn into Pretest 69.
Another one :
Hey girl, are you Kali Linux? Because I need to do some penetration testing with you ;)
Hey girl, are you a semicolon? Because my program is missing you =)
Don't worry girl, you're declared with const keyword in my heart.
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Another :
Don't worry girl ;) you're always on top of my priority queue.
I hope your data structure is ready for many push() and pop() queries. ;)
Sometimes during runtime I wonder if she'll mind if I pop_front() and push_back() without taking her permission. ;)
These lines have worked for you?
I am afraid thats NP-HARD
My profile pic summaries your all one liners.
hey girl are you deque, because i need to push and pop on both sides.
Are you Lazy Update? Because you don't go deep in.
Lmao this is gold
genius
But before that, how about a Depth First Search of her concave hulls. ;)
Are you "Pretests Passed"? Because I love you so much and also fear to lose you in System test**
Are you "Wrong answer on pretest 2"? Because I hate you so much...
SecondThread sorry for tagging but I am sure you have some awesome one liners to share.
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He will not reply, He is busy with his D;)
Hey girl, are you my largest subtree? Because I have some queries that need to be deep inside of you.
Or a grade-A insult:
Hey girl, are you a splay query? Because as soon as I saw you I wasn't long anymore.
She's so promiscuous you'd think she's a highly composite number; almost anything will go into her.
that cracked me up after i looked up what promiscuous means XDDDDD.
Doing homework late at night is like running flow: you have to just keep pushing through until you're done.
You know, I had a pickup line ready to go, but you’re so red it just left my mind.
Trie again.
You are my only lower bound and if I erase you I become empty.
Are you writtten in c++ cuz with you, time is faster than others...??
Be my CP, I will be your tourist.
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h{“hip”,”hip”}
Are you Grandmaster ,cause you are everyone's dream XD
Are you a tester, cause I want to give you contribution
Are you a cheater? Because I'm about to dedicate my entire life chasing you
Hey Girl, Are you a TLE (Code) ?, cuz you are running in my mind forever... ;) (Dedicated to Tanya)
tanya ka pati... xdddd
hahahahaha
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Are you a Div 4, coz you are rare !
Div4 was a one night stand bruh.
Let me insert a child node between your left and right subtree using a parent pointer.
Are you Round#719, cuz I'm still waiting for your reply..?
dont forget to flush after output.
Are you greedy? cuz my dp didn't work on you
Am I Div2 C/D and you are me? cuz I'm just too hard for you
Are you memoized? Because you always turn me O(n).
Be my rating , I will stare at you everyday !
Your kiss is venomous coz your fav. lang. is python!
Are you dp ? cause I cannot understand you.
I like how the OP asked for one-liners but all these desperate single virgins can think of is pick-up lines.
Doesn't that sums up to every programmer ever?
Telling your father that he's a virgin. What a paradox....
Are u monogon(1-gon)..because I always upvote you!
Will you memoize my recursive life?
Small Milate Jao, Large Banate Jao
Guessed it?
DP
Are you modular inverse, cuz you extend my euclidean.
It's better to use DP.. It will take time but at the end you will be in your right track.
1354C2 - Not So Simple Polygon Embedding
nothing to see here
nothing to see here
are you system tests, because you always make me nervous
" Training is the only thing that matters in this world. Everything else is a delusion of the weak."
Are you Codeforces, because I am never gonna give you up.
Just got rick rolled
I came here expecting some great one line optimization but lol. Anyway here it goes,
On which of your 3 nodes, should I run my dfs?
Or better, on which of your 3 nodes, should I run my dfs first?
Funny how most CPers don't even have the balls to ask out a girl anyways.
Not everyone is Qualified
Qualified orz
Wrong, Tzak is the orz person here.
Are you testcase 42 ? Cuz you are about to make me overflow ;)
Are you Monogon? Because I'm going to give you contribution!
Are you a contribution leaderboard? Because I want to be on top of you.
Whoa.
Are you codeforces.com? Because I love it when you go down on me.
Are you AtCoder Grand Contest? Because you always make me cry
Are you Botswana? Because most of my friend want me to support you
Are you Codeforces and I am a newbie because you said "I have many like you".
LEWD
Are you a stack? cause I wanna push my element into you.
Are you geometry, because i hate you.
I want to upvote but you have currently 69 upvotes. So, I don't want to ruin this achievement.
It's 68 rn. Go grab the opoortunity!
Are you an exception? Let me catch you ;)
Are you Div.1? Because I can't register to you.
Hey girl,are you out of bounds? because I tried a lot but couldn't reach u :(
Poor tourist always finishing first.
Fuck all those shitty ones. This is the best : )
How do you have 2 letters in your name?
Hey girl do u know dp optimizations? cause i dont want our marriage as suboptimal as floyd warshall's
Send nodes.
Are you Java? Because you do it slow ;)
lol
You are like a cycle of length 2 , No one really cares weather you exist or not unless they accidently stumble across you
Are you TLE? Please don’t show your face during the contest...
Declare array with a bigger size or you may get a runtime error.
Do you know HLD? cause i wanna put some heavy chains on u
Are you pen? Because I need you during contests.
Are you Codefoces? Because I love you.
Are you "Deltix Round, Spring 2021" ? I am waiting for you because I hope that I will become a specialist.
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"Pretests Passed" makes a person high than Old Monk.
eagerly waiting for a one liner that doesn't sounds as an insult or disgrace or offensive to a girl/woman.
DICTIONARY DEFINITION one-liner nounINFORMAL a short joke or witty remark.
Are you a submission for 1520G - To Go Or Not To Go? Your password is 'qwerty'.
Are you a tree ? cuz I want to run a dfs from top to bottom on you
Girls — np-hard
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Hey! is queue too long to get my system tests passed ?
Well mine is not related to cp, but it goes by "My girlfriend's backend is amazing."
Are you timer? Because you seem to come too early.
Long long is not only a data type.
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Are you a codeforces round? As I am always eager for you!
Are you TLE, coz ... ... ... ..
Are you math? Because I hate you when you come as Div 2 Bs.
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ye theres some actually helpful stuff here lol
Baby!! I am original , Trust me you will not get SKIPPED
Me: Solves C Her: Gimme the D
Are you
Time limit exceeded
cause I'm too slow in front of you.Are you
Runtime error
cause I can't hold you within my limitsLemme play with your bits
Please wear BitMask on your bits.
when I see you my heart goes like rainboy's ratings
cringe
Are u index to my value, I want to make a pair with you to sort my life
Are u a corner case? , Because I am always taking extra care of you.
Heyy gurl ! Are we in the same class coz I would love to access your private variables!
Hey girl, Are you pretest 2? Because I hate you.
Who says SIZE doesn't matter, prolly you haven't tried creating an array of size 10^8 ;)
Accepted is lob.
Are you Codechef?? coz you are so DOWN to earth!
This is one of the horniest comment sections I have seen, anyway here goes mine
Are you a vector ? Cuz I wanna push back
Maybe I am just a plagarized code, everyone just says I am not their type.
Baby, maybe we should try depth-first tonight.
Hey Girl, lets union our disjoint set.
Hey Girl, want to see my minimum spanning tree with its maximum flow?
Hey Girl, I’ve long longed to be accepted by you.
Hey Girl, we are in our prime and nothing can divide us.
a) Lines of your code when you get a compilation error: There is
1 missing semicolon
among us.b) Are you a bitset? Coz when you're with me, time moves slower.
c) Rating graphs are like covid curves, definitely flattening out one day.
Hey Girl, you can call me Dynamic Programming, because I’m hard for you.
Hey Girl, if I were a polynomial, how would you expand me?
Hey Girl, are you a triangle? Because you are so right.
Hey Girl, you avg(min(pain), max(gain)) me.
Interesting how all comments are from boys to girls
Are you a judge? Cuz I want to interact with you.
Wanna mask my dp in your bits
Are you topcoder? because misof and hmehta are sick of protecting you from dying.
I got one too.
Hey Girl, Are you Java Applet, because I will always be your Topcoder <3.
Even if the whole world is against me, I will never replace you till my last breath.
It's cringe, I know.
Read Errichto's one liner. Thank me later ;)
Ah Shit! Here we go again!
Call you dopamine because I'm addicted to DP.
Hey girl, are you tourist? Cause you seem too far out of my league.. :/
hey girl are you a Div 3 E, Cuz iam not "Hard" anymore
That actually made me laugh out loud. I hope I remember this line to use it in the right sort of situation with my competitive programmer friends.
Hey FieryPhoenix, next time if you are the problem setter in codeforces, could you make one of the problems named Phoenix and <a sports team based in Phoenix,AZ> (e.g Phoenix and Suns), it would be mad interesting lol.
Hey girl are you a sprinter , I want to pass my python code.
Why C++ is better than JAVA for cp?
cause you can not push_back() and pop_back() while teaching your crush STL
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BIT this, BIT that, how about you go get some BITches
you must only solve three problems every contest, cause you always get stuck on this D—
Hey Girl, I have upgraded my hardware to run your software :P
Hey Boy, don't worry I am backward compatible, pure legacy :)
Are you pretest 2,because i am not getting what's wrong with you.
Poor Tourist always coming first.
Edit
Poor Tourist won't get a girlfriend because he always comes first.
$$$\mathcal{O}(n^2)$$$ passes $$$n=10^6$$$,brute forces algorithms crash standard algorithm!
are you an atcoder problem? cause you'r so elegant
hello girl YouKn0wWho Has Crush Onu alon69 Has soo pls beme jeff meso Smart that High Point
iLove Botswana
Some classics
Are you test 69? Because you are about to make me overflow ;)
Let's test the max flow from my source to your sink tonight ;)
Do you like DFS or BFS? It doesn't matter; I go both broad and deep ;)
Kiss me if I’m wrong but, tourist is not the
best competitive programmer of all time
, right?Do you like color blue, coz I wanna be sEXPERT.
Do you know binary search, coz I wanna query your mid.
Are you my rating, cause you have been jumping up and down.
Does it troubles you that my template is too long?
My tree wants to dp you
LEWD
Will you be my cp, coz I do it every night.