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By sus, history, 13 months ago, In English

All these contests give away shirts as a prize:

Codeforces Global Round 1

Codeforces Global Round 2

Codeforces Global Round 3

Codeforces Global Round 4

Codeforces Global Round 5

Codeforces Global Round 6

Codeforces Global Round 7

Codeforces Global Round 8

Codeforces Global Round 9

Codeforces Global Round 10

Codeforces Global Round 11

Codeforces Global Round 12

Codeforces Global Round 13

Codeforces Global Round 14

Codeforces Global Round 15

VK Cup 2012

VK Cup 2013

VK Cup 2014

VK Cup 2015

VK Cup 2016

VK Cup 2017

VK Cup 2018

VK Cup 2019

VK Cup 2020

VK Cup 2021

Technocup 2017

Technocup 2018

Technocup 2019

Technocup 2020

Technocup 2021

Deltix Spring 2021

Deltix Summer 2021

Latoken Round 1

Grakn Forces 2020

Raif Round 1

Looksery Cup 2015

Hacktober fest 2015

Hacktober fest 2017

Hacktober fest 2018

Codefest 2019

Codescapes Cup

Wunder Fund 2016

Avito cool challenge 2018

Kotlin Heros Episode 4

Kotlin Heros Episode 7

Ozon Tech Challenge 2020

VRt Contest 2019

All the contests that gave away pants:

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You get the point. My fingers are tired from writing all this. Basically so many contests have given away shirts so far but not a single one in the history of codeforces has given away a pair of pants.

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Now how is Errichto going to go about his day with 200+ t-shirts but not a single pair of pants?

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Petr cannot go outside to buy bedsheets because he has no pants, so he had to make his own bedsheet!

I would like to see the prize of the next contest have a singular pair of pants as well as its 30000000 t-shirts. Please consider because we all need some pants.

 
 
 
 
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+1, I don't have any pants.

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    Digon pls get your child some pants

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      He's lying, I got him a pair of pants last week, he's just not very fond of wearing them.

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    +1, another excuse found to ask for updoot

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    as I read this comment
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    According to the number of upvotes more than 200 individuals (mostly men) want to see you without pants. How do you feel about this?

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      I don't care what the motivation for upvoting me is, as long as they do it.

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        Are you scared by sus ?

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          Of course not. My secrets for maintaining top contributor are on a whole other level that not even sus can surpass.

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            As an individual, I read your blogs a lot & respect it.

            But you never know what are people's likings. Maybe, one day, sus may come under top 10 XD.

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              I am aiming for top 10. However, I am NOT aiming for top 1. Mono deserves his spot.

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              LMAO it happened xd

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                Lol, that day wasn't too far ;)

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            In other words, your goals are beyond our understanding.

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that explains why programmers never go outside

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    And don't forget shoes aren't provided by CodeForces lol

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another amazing post by my favorite internet historian sus, please keep up the great work

another thing: has anyone tried turning their programming shirts into one large pair of gym shorts?

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Excellent post. Now, what do you propose we do for the poor nudists who haven't won any clothing at all from contests?

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    Stay Home, Programmers ain't got a Social Life.

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Errichto with 69 upvotes in a comment where he shows how many shirts he has (and the 0 pants)... yikes

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yo if we could actually convice one of the companies to do a pants prize that would be so funny

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    Imagine walking with the company logo on your behind. XD

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      I would've upvoted this comment but the balance must be preserved.

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Now 1-gon has a competitor for top contributor

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    sus be like : I am the one,don't weigh a ton, don't need a gun to get respect up on the streets.

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police: hands up pants down.

competitive programmer: wait i don't have pants.

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that's an old idea, downvote this post

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I dont even have tshirts

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i think i forgot my pants at your house after doin ur mom

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    didn't ask + ratio non get beamed by necron

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if you win pants from a competition, the organizers cannot really slander their logo on pants. That proves pants are a better option because there is almost no reason to throw pants away :D

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Vladik , I hope this is a great suggestion for prizes next deltix round

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    Sorry to add a little seriousness to this post :)

    I think pants are much more personal than T-shirts. 80% of participants, even knowing their size, will receive a thing that does not fit them in size. (I said the number at random, but I judge from my personal experience). By the way, 200 T-shirts weighed 50kg and I'm afraid to imagine how much 200 pairs of pants will weigh. I think my back is not ready for this test))

    Socks or masks are simpler things where it is more difficult to make a mistake in sizes.

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      I'm sure yoga pants will weigh less than shirts :thinking:

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You sus will be very soon in "top contributors" menu :)

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A newbie in contribution board,interesting.

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xdxdxd u re so funny

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also guys can you get me to 69 friends please.

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    I made it 1 closer XD

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    lets go we hit it

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      can we get to 420 friends is the question.

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Don't need pants, I go outside wearing only my underwear :)

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    So you telling that some contest gave underwear as a prize?

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kinda sus

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pantforces lol

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Wow, now you're 12th on the contribution board! 7 points to go...

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    Looks like it is written on a pant itself <(*-*)>

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emmm

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lmao bro

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I guess after jeans, you would ask for shoes, hats, gloves, socks...

The point of giving T-shirts is that it's more natural to put companies logo & stuff on it, so I don't think you'll see jeans as prizes.

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Here we go -

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This is the reason why coders don't go out

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You can buy pants online

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    You can't buy a better brain and good manners online.

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      It’s the same to you. What’s more, I don’t need good manners. And I already have a good brain.

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Even if contests start giving away pants , i still would be having No pants :<