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By ChamanDhattarwal, 7 weeks ago, In English

Programmer's version of how to win a girl's heart. Let's propose our coding crushes.

Gather enough courage and open up to a girl here. See what they have to say about it.

 
 
 
 
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a_vantik_a will you be my friend? I've sent you DM please reply

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This is just a specific case of Dijkstra's algorithm. Write it up and then as input, add 2 nodes. The first node — also the root — is "current state — programmer". and the second node being — "target state — having a girlfriend". Next, notice the lack of edges.

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I developed a very fast algorithm that can get you a girlfriend in O(N).Here is the paper with the full proof of how it works

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404 :'V

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Straightforward brute force. And after that you will get nothing but an anime waifu.

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Rank push algorithm to get Red. More details here : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7169jEvb-Y

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love, attitude of taking responsibility etc.

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403 Forbidden

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KMP = 看毛片 = watch porn (in Chinese)

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Isn't it NP-hard?

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Red Black Tube.

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DICKstra algorithm

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Go for brute force... everything comes with a cost that we must bear...

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nice website for finding girlfriend....

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if you get the algo.... plz let me know plzzzz

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What algorithm do you use to gather confidence to talk to crush?(asking for a friend)

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It would be also great if someone just tells the path to get a girlfriend:)

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Stop doing cp

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dist[node]=INF No path exists <:)>

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I have already got one

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interesting question

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Simply there is no path

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There is a book on this topic. The pre-computation is O(n), but the algorithm runs in O(logn). It describes a fast way of getting a girlfriend, but you may have to lower your standards, as looking for the best girl might result in Segmentation fault and the OS will kill your program.

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    Pretty sure, no matter how lower you put your standards, finding a girl will always return a NullPointerException :p

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