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By hglhs, history, 2 months ago, In English

If you are a girl

Don't get too much contest rating

It's necessary to make your rating less than 1600. If your rating are too high, for example, you are a master and your boyfriend is an expert, then maybe he will be frightened by the problems in Div.1, then you won't have common language, and the relationship between you will start to deteriorate。

And if you are an expert, your boyfriend is a master, then he will help you on solving problems, and if you become candidate master or higher, he will be proud. But remember not to get too much contest rating.

Solve problems or do other things together

Besides contests, you can also join virtual contests in team or solve other problems. But you can't only focus on problems. In your rest time, you could talk about other things of your daily life, and that will make you know each other better.

If possible, you can even phone each other from time to time.

Value your boyfriend

remember his birthday, and give him birthday wishes.

When he is sad, tell him you are here.

Remind your boyfriend to value you too.

If you are a boy

If you are a boy, it won't be too difficult, just do as the picture below.

In English: You are already a big boy. You should learn to draw a clean eye liner, trim a pair of clean eyebrows, spray some clean and delicious perfume, and compete for men at this great age with girls.

The last thing

Upvote this blog post, thank you very much.

 
 
 
 
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Auto comment: topic has been updated by hglhs (previous revision, new revision, compare).

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Highlight of the blog

You are already a big boy.

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Honestly, my behaviour won't change if my girl has a higher rating than me. It would just give me chance to talk to her more,discussing about harder CP problems
Too bad I don't have any................... wait why are you looking at me.

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Nope, you just have to smile. Other things we want are prolly already with you.

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Commenting before any "yOu R sExIst" comments.

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Only requirement : Female(Maybe)

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Ok but do I really need to do the perfume thing

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Problem : How to get CP boyfriend?
Solution : DM me, only requirement is that you should be female, irrespective of race, religion, nationality, and rating. I am lonely boy, with no past relationship. I will remain loyal to the person who DMs me first. ( if you've rating obsession, then i wanna tell that i am 1900+ on my main account (which is not so good, but not as bad as "unrated"), and my handle name isn't my real name) :)

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    Huh, so you don't care about age? Why would you need a 2 year girlfriend or an 80 year girlfriend? Creepy.

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      2 year old or 80 year old won't have account on CF. Most people here are in age of 15-30. And why are you all taking my comment seriously. I've written it in sarcasm.

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thank you for this blog, maybe using these techniques i can get Sharon to finally notice me

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    Did you get?

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    Sorry, you got too much contest rating. It frightens me and I don’t think we can have a common language.

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      thats okay, being noticed by Sharon is enough for now...

      but i will set my goal to lower my rating enough for you!

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        Okay, what just happened

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        Or maybe a better idea can be helping out Sharon to boost the rating and close out the gap between you two :)

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Just having a codeforces id would suffice ig.

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Is this codeforces of Tinder?

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I want a programming friend (gender doesn't matter) as long as we can meet irl

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wtf is this?

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thank you for this blog, maybe using these techniques I can get yeyangrui to finally love me

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I am Grey. Just telling you all.

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woah nice good thing im still cyan

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I'll definitely apply these techniques and get tzuyu_chou to notice me :-)

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Oh,Chinese friend!

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    It can be seen from the watermark in the lower right corner and the words int the picture (

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Oh,gay is good.I support it!

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If you are a girl,you should stop boys to chase the boys,then you can have the boys.

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ssense now both of you should make a blog post on how to breakup.

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Okay, I won't lie now this is getting spammy.

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tbh,programming friend is really necessary for constant motivation :)

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"It's necessary to make your rating less than 1600"

As a boy,I don't think this is correct for me.

I think 1600 kind of too low for me at least :>

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What? Again CP girlfriend?

UPD: Well it's boyfriend. It's my fault.

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Unpopular Opinion: This blog and its comments are trash.

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    You do realize your comment is included too?

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1 million on IG <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 1600 rating on Cf

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The first 2 lines of the blog makes me sick in the stomach.

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It's necessary to make your rating less than 1600. So I need to get my rating down (((