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By infinitepro, history, 3 years ago, In English

The last post regarding the same on codeforces was quite some time back (and the one on codechef ended up trolling karangreat and being locked) and I think I need to revive it. Feel free to contribution farm post CP related memes down below (refrain from posting memes that doesn't involve cp; this is not r/ProgrammerHumor).

Some rules to be followed:

  • If you have multiple memes, post all of them under a single comment post them in a batch under one same comment.
  • If you wish to add more memes, create a new comment and post them. This is to prevent people from overlooking the new memes added.
  • Add spoilers to hide each meme, to not consume screen real estate.
  • Be friendly this is no place to troll karangreat.

Meme #1
Meme #2
Meme #3
Meme #4
Meme #5
Meme #6
Meme #7
Meme #8
Meme #9_1
Meme #9_2
Meme #10
Meme #11
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More memes to be added soon.

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  1. bad
  2. bad
  3. bad
  4. bad
  5. ok
  6. ok
  7. bad
  8. bad
  9. 1 is ok-ish, 2 is bad
  10. bad
  11. bad
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    1. eh
    2. lol
    3. eh
    4. bad/standard
    5. ok
    6. ok
    7. eh
    8. eh
    9. both worst
    10. standard
    11. eh
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    1. I don't care
    2. I don't care
    3. I don't care
    4. I don't care
    5. Thank you!
    6. Thank you!
    7. I don't care
    8. I don't care
    9. Thank you for 1, I don't care for 2
    10. I don't care
    11. I don't care
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      3 years ago, # ^ |
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      Seems like you put quite a lot of effort into these pics, which would indicate that you do, in fact, care.

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        10 minutes to create and 5 minutes to upload.

        Even if I did spend hours on it, I'm not bothered knowing that people have a different taste for humor...

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    Definitely agree with everything

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5th is the only good one in the set I reckon

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Meme#1
Meme#2

More on its way :)

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    My solution of Problem B of yesterday's contest perfectly describes Meme#2, XD.

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      Honestly, I couldn't even think of writing something like that in a contest. orz...

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        I gave 4 WA in problem A and I really wanted to save my ass from getting -140 or something that's why I went with this and didn't implement a shorter approach out of fear of getting WA, looks like it worked and gave me +39 instead.

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We're no strangers to love
Unethical hacker
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meme
a cooler meme
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    Replace the last one with "that guy who starts using an alt after hitting Grandmaster".

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      Or quits after not being able to solve A fast.

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    This one was actually good

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    I think rainboy may be trying to create a rain effect with his rating graph. It kind of looks like rain, doesn't it — the way it pours down.

    (ps this is a joke i know he does contests from the end)

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    is he trying to imitate this?

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Some memes made by me -

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One more —

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What comes to the mind, when somebody says the word -- farmer

(Not rickroll, I promise. CF spoiler for images seems to be broken)

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My story :(
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Auto comment: topic has been updated by infinitepro (previous revision, new revision, compare).

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MemeForces OP

Meme #1
Meme #2
Meme #3
Meme #4
Meme #5
Meme #6
Meme #7
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    3 years ago, # ^ |
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    Your #2 and #7 meme really depresses me. I really don't know what I am doing. Really frustated in this run for FAANG. Grilled in Class 12th for IIT and same way getting grilled now for these product based companies. I feel really afraid, there are so many good and bestest coders out there competiting :(

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meme about magic in codeforces
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Relevant tomorrow
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When you are blue in Codeforces:
expert

When you are cyan in Codeforces

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Whats-App-Image-2021-01-10-at-4-12-12-PM

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    Please use spoilers to hide the memes

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      I have tried!, but the image was not rendering inside the spoiler. I don't know why ?

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        <spoiler summary="Spoiler">
        ![ ](https://link.to/image.png)
        < /spoiler >
        

        Remove the spaces between the closing tag (I added it so that it doesn't render). The link should point to the image file.

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d39a976b9b1d0256c27fc0f4299da9873cb8230d

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    Okay, I feel that, "The guy she told you not to worry about" — tourist.

    "Her Father" — Petr

    "You" — Anyone from here matches.

    Not sure about others, please comment if you know.

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Meme
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Contest Ended.

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True story since 20th Jan 2020
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what are the speedforces round?

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    Speedforces rounds is a term used by the community to refer to rounds in which the difference in difficulty between some trivial problem and the next easiest problem is substantial, leading to the rank list largely being a reflection of speed or the time taken to solve the easy problems.

    Example difficulty map: A-> 800, B-> 1100, C-> 1900, D..E..

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This badly needs to be on the CF homepage.

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meme

Spoilers are broken. Sorry about breaking my own rules :p

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At this point I'm visiting codeforces for the memes

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Codeforces Declares round unrated due to long queues.

Meanwhile Codechef
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Meme1
Meme2
Meme 3
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Replace Subtask with Sample Test
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Nice