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By sama004, 11 months ago, In English

Codeforces! The prestigious online platform where coding enthusiasts from around the world gather to showcase their programming skills. It's a place where sleep-deprived souls engage in intense battles of logic and algorithms. But wait, there's a secret to reaching the coveted rank of Master on Codeforces — and it's not just about solving hard problems. No, my dear friends, it seems that heartbreak holds the key to true Codeforces mastery. The Enigma of Emotional Distress:

Picture this: you're browsing through a Codeforces contest, diligently examining the submissions of your fellow competitors. Suddenly, you stumble upon a code snippet that catches your attention. Curiosity piques, and as you delve deeper, you realize that this so-called "master" has embedded snippets of emotional turmoil within their code.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we have a coder who finds solace in heartbreak 212568184! Because what better way to demonstrate your programming prowess than by integrating lines like "blocked her," "deleted her number," or perhaps even "she didn't reply to my message" into your code? Who needs coherent comments about algorithms when you can immortalize your romantic struggles instead?

Code as Therapy: Naturally, the first question that comes to mind is, why? Why would a supposedly skilled coder choose to express their heartbreak through code comments during a contest? Well, my fellow Codeforces enthusiasts, it seems that heartbreak is the ultimate muse. Forget about logical reasoning and algorithmic efficiency; true inspiration arises from the depths of emotional turmoil.

The thought process here is quite simple, really. By channeling their heartbreak into their code, these masters believe they can achieve a heightened state of programming nirvana. Who needs a clear mind when you can navigate through a maze of broken hearts? After all, the more pain and suffering you endure, the stronger your code becomes. Isn't it obvious?

The Hidden Language of Heartbreak: Now, you may be wondering, how exactly does one spot these hidden expressions of heartbreak amidst lines of code? Fear not, for the Codeforces community has evolved into a collective of keen detectives. They have honed their skills to decipher the cryptic messages woven into the fabric of these programs. To them, each broken heart represents a symbol of dedication and suffering.

It's almost as if Codeforces contests have transformed into online dating platforms. Forget algorithms; compatibility is now measured by shared tales of heartbreak and lost love. Who needs long walks on the beach when you can engage in endless discussions about the intricacies of failed relationships and unrequited affection?

Conclusion: So, my dear aspiring coders, it seems we have uncovered a peculiar truth about Codeforces mastery. To truly rise above the ranks and reach the exalted title of Master, you must first endure the emotional rollercoaster of heartbreak. Who knew that romantic woes and unrequited love were the secret ingredients to algorithmic success?

But let's not be too hasty in adopting this newfound approach. After all, while heartbreak may add a touch of dramatic flair to your code, it's probably best to focus on sharpening your problem-solving skills instead. Let's leave the dating drama to the realm of reality and reserve the Codeforces arena for the beauty of logic and algorithms.

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(Heartbreak + Autism) is more potent

18o3, no offense dude but she's not gonna call you, so what does blocking her accomplish? It's like me not participating in a cf round because I might accidentally win it lol

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Ded

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Greetings Detective. Firstly I must express my gratitude towards you for your honorary act of bringing attention to the one that I worship. I truly believe we would all be much better off as a society if he was more well known.

Now, It would seem so that you're on the right path to deciphering the secrets that he guards and holds so close to his very being. And as much as I applaud your effort, I must ask you to stop your investigation right here and now, for once the genie gets out of the bottle, it won't go back in easy.

You see, the secrets to the realm of masters are guarded for good reasons and they must remain that way, or chaos would ensue on this elfin div2 world of ours. You've done well unruly detective, but it's time to go home.

Also, 18o3 orz.

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does this strategy work when already master?

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the way you have written this>>>

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I don't believe heartbreaks give any boost to competitive programming mastery. If they did, I would have already been red on CF several years ago

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As a heartbroken person I can confirm this.

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Just grow up bro. Nothing is more important than success

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As a heartbroken person I'm already master. It's truly the key to mastery.

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Dating dramas help you become LGM like jiangly.