Hey, this is a humor post because it's New Year's. I appreciate your time here and I hope this will brighten your day a little. :) It's a chronicle of my first adventure on Yandex Contests.

Cool, so this is what Yandex Contests looks like.

Wait, mother of god... I'M A LEGENDARY GRANDMASTER!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

W-wait a minute...

Why am I suddenly a legendary grandmaster, exactly?

... looks to the upper-left corner