Hi guys, hope all are doing well. Thanks all the guys who are taking their precious time to read this, hope you will learn something new. From somedays I had a thought about something due to which I had sleepless nights also I talked with many experienced coders (I don't want to tag them as I don't like wasting others time) and asked them about the same and they were also confused and told me that this is a serious thing and we should discuss it with the whole community.
As I knew codeforces community is great and strong so I thought of posting it here. I hope some of you are able to present your opinions on this topic. So the doubt is we all do competitive programming for one or another reason, some do for placements, some for fun, etc and all us together forms a community and everyone has some goal for example one wants to become candidate master, one wants to become master, one wants to become expert and all and each one of us grind on problems and practice problems everyday and getting an AC on a problem is a great feeling, we all know that but the question is how to become ceo of google. Thanks for reading guys, hope you learnt something new and thanks for maintaining a strong community here. Waiting for all the answers I can get and remember we are stronger together.
you had me in the first half ngl
It seems like you have accidentallygivenfuck to this blog when you shouldn't have.
Work hard bro one day you got 7* coder codechef, legendary grandmaster on codeforces your cp skill beat Sundar Pichai and you become next CEO in google
Don't work hard bro one day you don't got 7* coder codechef, legendary grandmaster on codeforces your cp skill don't beat Sundar Pichai and your dad beat you with belt for wasting money.
true ;weary:
Work hard bro one day you got 7* coder codechef, legendary grandmaster on codeforces your cp skill beat Sundar Pichai and you shitpost on CF.
Shhh. Don't leak the secrets publicly.
Ok bro
Hey wait .. Do you think that Sundar Pichai is CEO of Google because of his cp skills?
because he was able to understand what the market needed and he worked in products like Google Chrome which you might be using now and even worked to make Android what it is today and many noteworthy decisions that is what made him CEO of Alphabet
Just work hard bro!! No shortcut to success
Just write a mail to Sundar Pichai asking him to resign and appoint you as the CEO, what's the big deal?
Sundar Pichai doesn't read mails of people who aren't 7* and Lagandary GrandMaster.
tru :sob:
I see, then maybe try calling him in that case
your cp skill needs to beat Sundar Pichai first.
Let me send him an invite to the next CF round real quick.
Me reading these troll blogs and feeling like :
Just kidding.
leave that aside, first, tell me why the heck is your son not growing up?
Since he wants to be the youngest pokemon master and hence is stoping himself to age. Modern problems modern solutions.
He's secretly doing drugs. Thats why.
I think you forgot to add texts on the right side of the meme.
Bhawnao ko samjho :uwu:
Watch Anime
I think to become CEO of google, you don't need to be a very good competitive programmer. rather than, do PHD from a world ranked university on CS background and do research continuously. I heard Intel doesn't offer a job without doctorate degree. may be its another way to become CEO in top companies. may be, many CEO of google, amazon, facebook etc, has no very good coding profile.
In my opinion , that's just because those CEOs didn't spend much time on CP.
Do you need refferal for the position of CEO, then I can refer you.
omg sir pleamse refer me omg
once you are ceo, plz refer me for janitor position
ok send me resume
seriously?
Yess, he is the secretory of Larry Page. He can refer you. DM him fast, lol!!!
Lol, In the first half I thought its really some serious topic. I think you should mail Pichai to adopt you or you can choose to get vaccinated by Pichai.
Just found the next Google and become the CEO yourself bro. Isn't that easier?
yeah that sounds easy peasy, just founding the next google
Name it Google2.0
But his question was how to become ceo of google not of "Google2.0"
Or m1.google
I have a cool idea but this comment section is too short to explain
Omja's Last Idea.
idk about google but start stealing users' data, You can become the CEO of Facebook.
You have already surpassed the rating of google's CEO its_yo_boi_sundar_pichai. go ahead apply for CEO post.
its_yo_boi_sundar_pichai BlueTulpis
By not making these type of blogs
I am not making any kind of these blogs .Please make me the CEO of Google.
By not making these type of comments
NIT Patna => Jobless or 6 lpa job
Welcome to my blog trolls
Well, to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter from a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and everyone's valid opinion, I honestly believe that manpreet.singh orz
Just hypnotise all current board members and order them to remove the current CEO and make you the new one. Easy peasy ;)
I'm trying to start with smaller goals, like becoming ceo of codeforces.
MikeMirzayanov wants to know your location !
I hope we all will become CEO of google.
Small challenge to you & Sundar Pichai
You solve -> You become the CEO
He solves -> He remains the CEO
You both fail -> dario2994 becomes the CEO as he created the problem
You both solve -> Gimme the goddamn Google !
My mood is off and i saw this shit blog getting upvotes. Kids these days.
c'est la vie
This shitty blog deserves 100 downvotes.
as I don't like wasting others timeWhole blog:
but the question is how to become ceo of googleIrony!
Go into management side of things in tech.
Thank you very much for this informative blog, like seriously I have spent a hell lot of time learning stupid things but the learning which I got from this blog is invaluable. we would like to see some more similar blogs so that people like you will save our time and help us avoid confusion.
Why is it necessary to become the ceo of google?
We practice, train, and attend contests just for becoming the ceo of google?
The things learning new algorithms, solving or making interesting problems are pleasant themselves. We learn how to solve harder problems, how to solve problems faster. Why don't take this as a hobby, just like games?
Becoming ceo of google is my hobby :)
Why so serious?
Clickbait ;)
manpreet.singh Why become ceo of Google? Start your own thing and now you are founder and ceo yourself :D
ok nvm i got fired
Some interesting things about competitive programming and CEOs of established companies...
Zuckerberg had topcoder. He wasn't very good, though--he was barely green.
Zuckerberg's friend and future Quora CEO, Adam D'Angelo, was pretty good in topcoder and even made IOI.
Why would google appoint as their CEO someone - 1] who has practically 0 social skills (and life) 2] who is on his pc the entire day and doesn't even know the world is f*kin dying. 3] who watches anime the entire day fantasizing everything your shitty ass body cannot do. 4] like u.
Why would a master give a crap about opinion of someone -1] who is a newbie 2] who is a newbie 3] who is a newbie 4] like u.
You can make your own google. Hope this helps!