For a while now, I've been feeling stuck with my skills, so I must force myself to improve or die trying.

I commit to doing what the top-voted comment says if I don't reach red within 8 months. (Excluding things beyond my purchasing power)

If someone wants to help me with this, they're welcome (I'd be the first red in my country). Anyway, this will be tough, and I don't feel capable of achieving it.

(Instead of words of encouragement, I'd prefer you to share your best memes)