Hello Codeforces, a lot of people have been asking me "How do I get GF!?". Well, I'm here to answer this question once and for all.
1. Reach Expert
Until I have reached expert, no girl wanted to talk to me. Right after contest Codeforces Round #677 (Div. 3)(when I reached expert) my Instagram and Snapchat DM's were full of messages from girls asking me out, this will happen to you too.
But you can't only get the girl, you have to maintain her! Which brings me to step 2.
2. Maintaining Expert+
Once you reach Expert, you have to keep it, unless you want her to leave you for another expert. This can be easily done by 2 main ways
Never participate on Codeforces again.
Ask solutions from other people during contests.
PS: Make sure not to get higher than Candidate Master.
3. Keeping the Girl.
Ok, you are maintaining Expert, now you have to keep the girl attracted to you. Wavelength isn't going to do everything.
Buy her stuff. This is a very important step to maintaining a girlfriend(Eg: Food and Purses).
Teach her competitive programming, but make sure you have more rating.
Fight every simp she has to assert dominance.
No dates until marriage.
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4. Flexing on other CP-ers
What's the point of having a GF if you can't flex on single people? NONE!
Message every single one of your friends and tell them about your brand new girlfriend.