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By sus, history, 2 months ago, In English

We have all seen those LGMs and GMs who have anime waifu pictures, and a few that even worship them a bit too far (Ari). All this shows are the regular stereotypes associated with anime enjoyers such as these users don't step outside their house, probably shower once every full moon and have had 0 female interaction these last few years. But there has to be a more statistical reason behind this decision to mark oneself as a social outcast. After many months of research (yes I haven't made a single blog in months for this reason) and multiple theories, I can prove that using an anime waifu profile picture will improve your rating, your cp skills and your mentality on code. Here's why.

Let us first examine the rating graphs of users with anime waifu profile pictures compared to those without. To start off, we have none other than our Ari. Compare his rating graph with another unnamed user around the same rating without an anime icon and we can see that Ari has been steadily gaining rating without loosing much, while the other has been fighting a long battle to reach this point. To those who say that my evidence is bs because I am cherry-picking a specific case, well you aren't wrong.

Ari's graph

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Non anime waifu pfp user's graph — although his pfp is quite nice

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Now that my indisputable evidence that anime pfp's increase your rating more has been shared, I want to talk about the theories about why this is the case.

The waifu believes in you theory This theory states that since you have a waifu profile icon, every time you open the site or take part in a contest, you always see your own icon. You lock eyes with your waifu as she tells you that she believes in you and that you can get to cm this contest. Not wanting to let her down, you try your hardest and unlock potential that you never knew you had, easily getting to LGM in a single contest. This motivation is what keeps you going and makes you soar past your original goals.

The outcast theory The outcast theory states that since you mark ourself as a social outcast with the anime profile picture, you are motivated to do better in contests to prove to others that you are actually good at life. Its a simple spell to do better since you are stuck in this negative cycle of wanting to prove to others you aren't a failure.

With these explanations of the anime phenomenon, I wish to present one last shred of evidence — myself.

Look at my graph. Back when I started cf and I had my rating boost, my rating graph resembled a downwards opening parabola, and when I tried to revive my rating in April, it just sunk even more, resembling the elephant in the snake illustration from The Little Prince book. But now, a few months later, I changed my profile picture to an animated waifu from Genshin impact, you can see that my rating grew upwards with an almost vertical lift.

Downward opening parabola resembling feature Screen-Shot-2021-08-03-at-12-06-07-PM

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Little Prince elephant in snake drawing resembling feature (for those who get the reference) Screen-Shot-2021-08-03-at-12-06-10-PM

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Rating increase because of anime profile picture

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This concludes my blog as to why anime waifus make you perform better in contests. Remember that your waifu always loves you! This blog has been written for comedic purposes no I am not this down bad irl. Also gyrating cat cult has been abolished since we got collectively 1.5k downvotes on a blog however gyrating cats counted as anime girls

 
 
 
 
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You forgot to mention the color strategy to rating gain. The main evidence of this is oursaco maintaining pupil for a year since he used a green pfp (he changed it now).

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    yes dutinmeow, jli505, oursaco and Justinch demonstrate this advanced strategy of increasing ones rating even more by setting an anime profile icon the color of the rank that they want. This strategy is however extremely hard and only a few should attempt it.

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      I am currently attempting this strategy. If I do not reach master again in the next few months then I will consider it disproven.

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    I see Emilia-tan profile picture, I upvote.

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Mans just ghost pinged me in codeforces.

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weeb

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To maximize the effect of anime profile pictures, one should also change their handle to honor said waifu :3

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    Can't agree more

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      NGNL is 1 of the only 2 animes I have watched and it's straight fire

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since I have changed my pfp to peterstewlois my rating is decreasing maybe I should change it back to anime girl or maybe I am peter griffin

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rotavirus enters the chat ...

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Also use original anime profile icons. Don't steal from anyone already on the site.

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Hey, I understand that you want to make a point, but don't you think tagging is unnecessary?
Why did you tag Ari two times in your post?

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I believe and support this theory

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I think having geometric shapes in profile picture increases contribution. Prove me wrong.

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I've changed mine to anime profile pic after this. I've been a newbie for months now. I got so frustrated that I completely left that account and created a new one. We'll see if it works this time and if it somehow works, then I'll consider you as my 'bosom buddy' (just searched for this word on the internet). Hail sus. (Idk how to tag people in the comment section)

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Thank you for the photo, the profile picture has been changed, wait for the score

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trueing

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Downward opening parabola resembling a depression

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I need waifu picture please give

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I changed my pp, your theory has to be correct. I hope I won't drop too much in the next round lol

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newbies : we will try it

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Sauce?

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Nice! Anime!

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Well , Anime is nice BUT I'm going to stick with Captain Haddock :)

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I wonder when I'll be as tall as my big sister

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I will try this strategy

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Do I really need to read this whole article? It's been trending for two days

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good content

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I didnt believe in heresy that but for some reasons this only thing right.My alt account with a girl picture reach CM super fast and my main account still getting stuck at expert =))

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Understood, will add anime profile picture now

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Especially when you have a genius prodigy waifu.

The waifu believes in you theory

Oh, see what you've done to me! I feel powered >U<.

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    Christina

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      There's no "Tina". :p

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        There is if you watch the dub

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          You didn't get it bruh.

          Spoiler
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            Ah, sorry. Seems I've forgotten. I watched it in 2014 I think. I should rewatch it, I remember it being a 10/10 anime.

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              Yes, it is!

              Ah, yes
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                You should play the visual novel if you haven't already done so, it's the original source and contains ~30h of excellent content (ping Lord_David)

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                  I don't really like visual novels in general, but maybe.

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                  Yes, I am playing the vn.

                  Though I had to pause playing it for a few days, but I'm determined to finish it :).
                  Then over to mangas and light novels (canon).

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wow, new theory you just came up with

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    This theory is based on months of scientific research and facts. Obviously 100% correct

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Man I love this community <3

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Logic left the room.

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Great to see those anime pictures.Those are inspirational for me.

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Baby Elephant shaped graph was a solid argument. No counter.

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when I see the word "sus" all I can think of is Sus scrofa (wild boar).

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did you create your account and delibrately control your rating just to write this post lmao

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But why do (most of the times) boys put anime girls and girls put anime boys as their pfp??

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seems to have a point... i got it

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Can confirm, it worked for me!

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Totally true!!!

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man of culture