The contest is over; I hope you've enjoyed it :-) Editorial is here. See you next year!
The third April Fools Day Contest will take place on Tuesday April 1st. This is a joke competition in which solving the problem is often easier than figuring out what the actual task is. Thanks to kit1980, Skiminok, Gerald and MikeMirzayanov for their help in preparing problems.
In this round you'll be given several weird problems (the estimated quantity is between 6 and 10) and 2 hours to solve them. The contest will use ACM ICPC rules (no hacks, the standings are decided by the number of solved problems and penalty time earned on them), and it will be unrated. You can submit solutions in any language allowed by Codeforces — well, unless the problem says otherwise :-)
Be warned, to enjoy competing in this round you'll need a sense of humor compatible with mine! Good luck, and have fun!