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Lady Java

I wanna program like they do at Oracle,
Let you feel my Hotspot, let you through my firewalls.
I'm object-oriented and I'm ready to browse,
So come into my house and I will let you click my mouse.

You can download me anywhere,
You can get me for free.

If you say "Voulez vous coucher avec moi",
I'm up for it if you can write it in Java.
From software application to web application
My booty shakes the heap in just in time compilation.

Some people prefer other languages,
And that's OK if you're retarded I guess.
They can go home with all their .NET mates
And jerk off to a picture of William Henry Gates.
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There is also a song called "Find the Longest Path". I found it in external links of a Wikipedia article.
http://valis.cs.uiuc.edu/~sariel/misc/funny/longestpath.mp3
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    Original song The longest Time
    Original artist Billy Joel
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    Woh, oh-oh-oh
    Find the Longest Path
    Woh oh-oh
    Find the Longest Path
    If you said P is NP tonight
    There would still be papers left to write
    I have a weakness
    I'm addicted to completeness
    And I keep searching for the longest Path

    The algorithm I would like to see
    Is of Polynoimal Degree
    Buts its elusive,
    Nobody has found conclusive
    Evidence that we can find the Longest Path

    I have been hard
    Working for so long
    I swear its right,
    But he marks it wrong
    Somehow I'll feel sorry when its done
    GPA 2.1,
    Is more than I hoped for

    Garey, Johnson, Karp and other Men (and Women)
    Try to make it Order n log n.
    Am I a math fool
    If I spend my life in Grad School
    Forever following the Longest Path.

    Woh oh-oh-oh
    Find the longest path
    Woh oh-oh-oh
    Find the longest path
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Maybe make a collection of songs? ;)) Cute xD