Spoiler: it's clickbait. Sorry. Titles like those are fun.
...but, it's the same style of clickbait as my roadmap [spoiler 2: if you haven't seen that, it markets itself as a standard roadmap (y'know, soulless and devoid of purpose), but then a few minutes in, says "ok but roadmaps are stupid and here's the advice that you really need" and completely changes the direction of the video]. That's my style of clickbait, and that's the vibe this blog goes for.